hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she told me i tasted like america
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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