More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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