Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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