why didn't you poke me back
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well you can't waste a boner
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm both gender and math confused
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