I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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