We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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