she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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