We're like a lot better than the average bears
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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