So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
