it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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