me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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