i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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