i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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