ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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