i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
