She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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