This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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