My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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