My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she smelled like a LAN party
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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