Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I am available for nakedness
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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