Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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