it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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