She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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