508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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