come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Randomize
