For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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