After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
