Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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