U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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