There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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