You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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