we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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