Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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