I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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