im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize
