what if I'm pregnant?
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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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