i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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