Don't you send me to vm
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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