She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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