took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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