READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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