I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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