Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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