Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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