You work out of a Hotel?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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