Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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