plz talk dirty to me
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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