i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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