Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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