So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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